"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
posted 4 days ago with 283,509 notes
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
posted 1 week ago with 1,154,149 notes
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
posted 1 week ago with 553,449 notes
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
posted 2 weeks ago with 76,493 notes
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
posted 1 month ago with 163,929 notes
"I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you."
posted 1 month ago with 15,537 notes